A big-gutted biker veteran, calves shaped like the local auxiliary water tower, chest swept by a beard the same dingy brown-grey color as his hair, both ratted as if from 200 miles of helmetless riding… sporting lavender camo cargo shorts.
And that’s the mo’fo that owns the place.
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Never a dull moment, eh?
Though wearing lavender camo cargo shorts would certainly help him blend in with the decor.
Ha! Yeah, because otherwise he’d stick out like a sore thumb sporting neutral tones!
hahahahaha……. haven’t seen that outfit at the gimcrack yet
Well I guess you behave yourself then.
It’s possible that I look faintly scary too.
There ought to be a separate post about the beard. That’s a flavor saver if I’ve ever seen one.
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