Scary Things You See At The Gym

A big-gutted biker veteran, calves shaped like the local auxiliary water tower, chest swept by a beard the same dingy brown-grey color as his hair, both ratted as if from 200 miles of helmetless riding… sporting lavender camo cargo shorts.

SasquatchPurple Camo

And that’s the mo’fo that owns the place.

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