Something Is Up In The Kitchen

My sweetie was away for two weeks tubing on the Niobrara River and chilling at a cabin on a Maine lake, and all I got was this questionable tea towel.


(Disclaimer: I don’t travel well, I don’t do togetherness with families much better, and someone had to stay home and feed the cats. I haven’t gotten on a plane since 9/11 and don’t plan to. I was fine with this.)

It’s supposed to be a towel or decorative hanging for Sumo fans. I ask you: is wrestling the first thing you think of,


or is this gay household porn for guys who prefer chubby guys?


Vote in comments. I’m not sure what to do with it.