The World Needs This

Centrifugal Midwifery

Says : “Inventors George and Charlotte Blonsky, in the 1960s, thought it wise to use centrifugal force to assist with child birth. A woman is strapped to their apparatus, which is then rotated at a speed determined by her doctor. When delivered, the baby actually lands in a net…”

Oh, man. If they knew they were facing this, all those goddam self-infatuated soccer moms with 2.3 little soccer kiddies like the one who nearly reversed her SUV into us twice yesterday at a curb in Northwest Washington might have second thoughts about shitting out the little bastards. Bring it on.

Happy fecking Mother’s Day.


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