From the hyperlocal news blog:
FELONY HIT & RUN / INDECENT EXPOSURE, 140815062, 1600 block of S. Barton Street. At 9:23 pm on August 15, an intoxicated and nude subject struck two vehicles while driving a motorcycle. The subject fled on foot into a wooded area after wrecking the motorcycle. Police located the man a short distance away and he was transported to INOVA Fairfax hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
Note, not just intoxicated, but destitute of attire. On a motorcycle. What’s not to love?
We get something like this around here about twice a month.