I got a small chotchka in the mail, wrapped in this within its cardboard carton.
“WARNING: To avoid danger of suffocation, keep this away from babies and children. Do not [sic] in cribs, beds, carriages or play pens.”
Tennis ball provided for size reference.
The only baby that small is in an incubator in some unrealistically optimistic preemie ward. Small animals, maybe, but any normal sized kid who can figure out how to suffocate itself with that probably ought to be a Darwinian cull, anyway.