I have been in a bit of a doldrum, without any particular reason I can give you; I just have not found myself thinking anything that seemed important enough to say out loud. Winter, drudgery, who knows.
But then my Albino Ex forwarded me this, and I found myself sitting at the computer weeping with helpless laughter while an emerging client — a prim, older widow — asked me what was the matter.
Awkward. But therapeutic.
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