The people who need this.
Yes, if you miss the urinal in Shenzhen, China, you can be fined a hundred yuan — about fifteen smackers — but for only ten yuan you can buy a “Pee Straight.” Click the image for the, ah, low down.
On this side of the world, out in my front yard in the you should pardon the expression Tidewater, they have torn off my whole front porch and dug a row of deep holes and are putting together the new one. After not sleeping for three nights from the freakout factor, I crashed for nine and a half hours last night and am barely navigating, so detailed updates will have to wait. Meanwhile, enjoy peeing.