Lamest. Orgy. Ever.

It’s a long week-end in the US, which means relatively little to people in my type of work, but I did have Sunday off.

Uncharacteristically, I let myself actually sleep. It must have been close to nine in the morning when I dreamed that a boyfriend who was nothing particularly like my own Cute Engineer proposed a bout of group sex with a client of mine — an actual person in this case — who actually does resemble the Cute Engineer a lot, along with a drab, uptight woman of the type you often saw in the 70s, going at sexual freedom with a grim determination more appropriate to recycling.

Two hours or so into the projected orgy — which for some reason was occurring in an airport hotel — all that was happening was that the dream boy friend, who apparently was  a dentist, was using a Water Pik ™ from a distance of a yard or so to score bull’s-eyes on the other guy’s interdental spaces. I had quite given up expecting any attention.

I need a new director of programming.

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10 thoughts on “Lamest. Orgy. Ever.

  1. LOL – I find my dreams are mirroring real life as well. Boring and filled with half remembered people from my past doing half remembered things. At least I think they were. I can’t remember as well as I used to 😉

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