Nearsightedness

Everyplace I ever bought any nutritional supplement online sends me e-mail ads, and I’m curious enough not to unsubscribe. How can I when an ad for some sort of fortified protein shake, regarded with bleary morning vision, exhorts me:

“Take On Toxins With A Delicious Daily Snake”

I’m a vegetarian, but it conjured up all kinds of amusing visuals until I got into focus.

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