Everyplace I ever bought any nutritional supplement online sends me e-mail ads, and I’m curious enough not to unsubscribe. How can I when an ad for some sort of fortified protein shake, regarded with bleary morning vision, exhorts me:
“Take On Toxins With A Delicious Daily Snake”
I’m a vegetarian, but it conjured up all kinds of amusing visuals until I got into focus.
A daily snake?
I thought one snake would fill you up for a couple of weeks. Or is that the other way round?
It would make a nice Page-A Day calendar.
Using “snake” euphemistically, this might work even for a vegetarian.
If that thing starts coiling around, I ain’t eatin’ it.
I know some people who are on that diet!