I have a weird fondness for Hello Kitty Psychological Tests.
You haven’t ever seen one? Seriously? These are the ones where the mouthless kitty from Sanrio explains to you, after a series of multiple-choice questions, what your ideal mate is like or how passionate you are. I find it disturbing that a kid’s toy knows about this kind of thing but there is something alluring, trancelike, about answering those damn questions. Plus. without these tests, I would never have known that anyone produced mustard-flavored ice cream.
I took the one that claimed to determine my passion index.
We are sorry, but you are not passionate at all. If you must ask for the reason, it’s because you often refuse to be feminine. You are always hanging out with the guys and you don’t look very sexy even though you are friendly. The fact that you are not feminine will attract some men… so it’s not exactly a bad news. You should think this way: Only those who know what’s the best will choose me!
I detect a hint of cheerleading, but it’s remarkable how Hello Kitty got to that.
Hello Kitty On Money Management (this one is magnificently incoherent)
Have at it.