I really could not give less of a rat’s ass about the World Cup but I love Daniel Cainer, and am grateful that my last post nudged me to check his website.
“Cricket, rugby, soccer,
We gave them to mankind —
Were they grateful? No, they’re not, sir,
They thrash us every time;
They can stick their vuvuzelas
Where the sun doesn’t shine…”
(I think he does a version of this every four years.)