Laws And Sausages

“Way too many middle-aged, overweight men walk around that locker room without any clothes on,”  Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman, said on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” on Tuesday. “I wish they would just drape themselves with towels.”

Apparently Eric Massa, who let’s just say has been under considerable stress on account of resigning and having to be on Glenn Beck‘s show all in the same week, has claimed that President Obama’s Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, hectored him about a floor vote in the showers of the House gym when both men were destitute of attire.

Bad visual.

As an old gym rat I have one thing to say here. If you have time to promenade about in the locker room in your birthday suit, then you are not using your priceless workout time to its optimum. I spit in the milk of both their grandmothers.

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9 thoughts on “Laws And Sausages

  1. It has never, ever occurred to me to have a conversation of even the briefest duration while at the naked nadir of the clothes changing process. ALL of those guys are suppressed homosexuals.

  2. “Rahm Emanuel, hectored him about a floor vote in the showers of the House gym when both men were destitute of attire.”

    The very thought brings blindness upon me.

  3. Well, I’ve heard about deals being made in back rooms before, but this is just ridiculous. But how does Nancy Pelosi feel, not being able to be in on hectoring and deal-making in the locker room?

    Oh this is just so wrong on all levels. I join you in spitting.

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