So a couple of hours after writing that last post, I was returning from the gym along a 30 mph local road — doing the speed limit, I am glad to say, which I always do no matter how many people ride my bumper. Just past a small park, a couple of cars were waiting to make a left turn, a common sight as the nearest shopping district is a quarter-mile distant on the cross street, but I was in the right lane and simply kept going until FUCKING HELL SONOFOABITCH out from in front of the two waiting cars ditty bops Young Mom and her Crappy Toddler Kid, not even making an effort to move quickly. I slammed on the brakes, Lua-Vanessa squealed and popped into neutral, and Brainless Woman JUST KEPT DITTY BOPPING ACROSS THE ROAD.
I think I screamed “GODDAMNED IDIOT!!” but the only thought in my mind is how regretful I am that hitting the pair of them would have entailed endless pain in my butt with the law, because I can’t think of a greater service to mankind than bumping off Entitled and Stupid AND her offspring in one go.
I hope my nearly new car is okay.
Oh, god, how I hate women with twittytwatty letsgoplayey lookymewhatimade CHILDREN.