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My questionable but sprightly engineer friend returned a couple of days ago from a family excursion into the wilds of his ancestral Nebraska, about which there was nothing remarkable but an unexpected side trip to a fossil bed.
That brought back memories — no, I am not really that old — memories, I mean, of being [...]

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I picked out this shirt at the Animal Rescue Site for my cat-loving engineer friend to wear to the gym. On reflection, I got one in a smaller size for myself, vowing silently never to wear it at the same time; some things are just sickening.
I am quite high on this site. You click on [...]

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Way too much of it, actually. I have just made the Year’s Most Dangerous Drive, to wit, the three miles straight down a suburban two lane road from my opthalmologist’s after having gotten the annual hit of belladonna for the ocular inspection.
The bit of corneal dystrophy I have got inclines me to slight dazzle anyway; [...]

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This keeps happening, goddammit.
A quarter century ago I did a one and a half gainer down a flight of cellar stairs at around two in the morning (I had to go to the bathroom, it was down there) and in addition to making the wall ring when my head hit and spraining my lumbosacral joint, [...]

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A big-gutted biker veteran, calves shaped like the local auxiliary water tower, chest swept by a beard the same dingy brown-grey color as his hair, both ratted as if from 200 miles of helmetless riding… sporting lavender camo cargo shorts.

And that’s the mo’fo that owns the place.

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I didn’t fire it exactly, but I did send it back to repeat a grade. I hate it when people Newify and Improve things and stuff starts falling out of the undercarriage or rattling under the hood.
I thought maybe it was just me and I had set something wrong. I thought it was my Zone [...]

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Mama Sled has a friend who does a bit of volunteer work with the police department ‘tother side of the county line, and we were burning up the phone lines early today over the news that her police chief got taken up, as the boys say, for driving drunk and rear-ending someone right where the [...]

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A Cup Of Pink Foam

HealingMagicHands threw me a curve last night by awarding me this:
Holy Shit! What do I do now?
The rules for this rolling award are passed down as follows:
1. Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award, and his or her blog link.
2. Pass the [...]

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A Heart Of Stone

A couple of years back, my father’s widow — his second wife, who is hard to think of as a stepmother being six months younger than I am and all — got me that all-American fast-footwork birthday present, a bookstore gift card. She is a sweet thing if literal-minded and I was pleasantly surprised. I [...]

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Every so often my oldest and totteriest cat gets acupuncture — the vet makes a house call, charging less than I do for a massage, and it perks the boy up no end. Every couple weeks I also meet a friend for lunch, and on the days when both things happen, it squeezes my workout. [...]

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